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application enclosed.
friend/partnerincrime/fosterchild application is as follows. please specify the position you are applying for.
do you have any issues with high fashion? what brand of denim are you currently wearing? answers such as jnco, i don't know, and old navy will not necessarily disqualify your application.
do you understand that rosé wine is absolutely disgusting and should never be served, ever?
do you think you are funny? if so, choose the type of humour in which you are most likely to be involved.
a) slapstick. ahahahha. hahaha. hahaaaaa.
b) plain old retardation.
c) dry/dark sarcasm.
d) comedy? we have technology far beyond what you can comprehend.
e) all of the above. i am fuckingsweet and i think everything i say or do is just hilarious! haha look i made a joke! no, really. i just did.
if you are a male applicant, do you have weird feet that you will tell me about within the first hour of meeting? if so, please forego submission and seek other employment (if you can, you freak).
can you stay up until your eyes are closing talking about algebra, the o.c., and french cuisine?
what is the square root of seven multiplied by twenty four squared minus one?
are you a liar?
do you find yourself constantly in awe of how awesome/amazing you are? if so, why do you feel this way? what underlying issues have caused this utter narcissism?
do you find yourself being dishonest at times?
do you have issues with authority?
do you think lindseybeth seems really fucking awesome? if so, congratulations. we do as well.
July 16 2005, 15:52:57 UTC 6 years ago
do you understand that rosé wine is absolutely disgusting and should never be served, ever? I would have to taste it to judge but red wines arent really good anyhow.
do you think you are funny? if so, choose the type of humour in which you are most likely to be involved.I'm c. dey/dark sarcasm
a) slapstick. ahahahha. hahaha. hahaaaaa.
b) plain old retardation.
c) dry/dark sarcasm.
d) comedy? we have technology far beyond what you can comprehend.
e) all of the above. i am fuckingsweet and i think everything i say or do is just hilarious! haha look i made a joke! no, really. i just did.
if you are a male applicant, do you have weird feet that you will tell me about within the first hour of meeting? if so, please forego submission and seek other employment (if you can, you freak). Has this happened to you before? If so... men are silly!
can you stay up until your eyes are closing talking about algebra, the o.c., and french cuisine? I can try but feel free to laugh if I just randomly pass out.
what is the square root of seven multiplied by twenty four squared minus one? 47
are you a liar? I don't like lieing, I am sure that I may lie sometimes, everyone does and if they said that they did not then they are a liar. Everyone is a liar but do I lie to makr friends? no. Do I lie to get my way? hell no. I see no point in lieing since it only makes me feel bad and gets me into trouble. I am way too truthful sometimes but that's just my personality.
do you find yourself constantly in awe of how awesome/amazing you are? if so, why do you feel this way? what underlying issues have caused this utter narcissism? ummm no not really, I'm not an ego freak but I like my hair today.
do you find yourself being dishonest at times? probably but mainly when I am teasing my step son saying that the cat is going to tickle him back.
do you have issues with authority? not really, I don't like to be bossed around but I listen when I am supposed to do something.
do you think lindseybeth seems really fucking awesome? if so, congratulations. we do as well. Lindsey is pretty awesome, we had some fun times, there were few but they were fun.
July 17 2005, 02:33:05 UTC 6 years ago
(previous comment, i spelled your name nikki...oops!)
<3
July 17 2005, 13:31:30 UTC 6 years ago